i don't really give a damn anymore

Jul 21

dumberer:

Can travel back in time but can’t find a better solution for Spocks ears than a headband.

Jul 17

bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.

Jul 17
thatsillogical:

"Emotions may be alien to me, but good grooming is not."

thatsillogical:

"Emotions may be alien to me, but good grooming is not."

Jul 17

I have no idea what I’m supposed to do. I only know what I can do

Jul 17
Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan in ‘Star Trek: Into Darkness’.
For: shh-carrie-is-dreaming
Jul 17
dumberer:

I’m so happy because he looks green.

dumberer:

I’m so happy because he looks green.

Jul 15

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

Jul 15
Jul 15
ripplingmirrors:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

i love that it promotes safe sex without saying that getting pregnant is the only thing you should be worried about

ripplingmirrors:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

i love that it promotes safe sex without saying that getting pregnant is the only thing you should be worried about

Jul 15
humansofnewyork:

"My husband was an editor at the New York Times, so he’d work really late nights, and I’d sometimes get lonely. So I started letting this tomcat into our house everyday. But my husband was horribly allergic to cats, so right before he’d get home, I’d let the cat back out again. But one night it was raining so hard that I refused to let the cat out, and my husband stayed up all night sneezing. And that’s how I got a puppy!"

humansofnewyork:

"My husband was an editor at the New York Times, so he’d work really late nights, and I’d sometimes get lonely. So I started letting this tomcat into our house everyday. But my husband was horribly allergic to cats, so right before he’d get home, I’d let the cat back out again. But one night it was raining so hard that I refused to let the cat out, and my husband stayed up all night sneezing. And that’s how I got a puppy!"